An Impractical Guide To Insanity

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
steve-is-a-babe
funkyfagboybreakdowns

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

autistic-af

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

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chimaerakitten

Question that became relevant at work today

Would you rather…

Try to outrun forty angry Canada geese

Fight one (1) Osprey

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Look. I'm familiar with both canada geese and running from waterfowl I have never encountered an osprey the geese probably wouldn't chase me that far and and once I'm inside I'm fine reasonably high likelihood of escaping geese unscathed now ospreys I don't know but what I do know is that I'm about two and a half years overdue for a tetanus shot yeah I'm not fighting an osprey